I had a visitor here once that timidly whispered to me ”the mannequins here have such protruding nipples”.

Yes, I had noticed. But, I’d also noticed the naked deodorant commercials and the late-night full-fledge porn on public access.

No Spaniard thinks their female mannequins have big nipples or the males enormously endowed. When told that naked bodies are prohibited on public television in America, they don’t understand what I mean by naked. They say, “Not even boobs?”

They are not concerned nor uncomfortable with bodies. Bras are not a necessity here. Men want pants that “marca paquete” or “mark package”. Camel-toe is in.